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Tα Άπαντα του Θλιμμένου Edd... - sunspear - 01-06-2013
Oμολογώ οτι είμαι μεγάλος fan του Dolorous Edd...Ακολουθούν μοναδικές στιγμές γέλιου και συμπυκνωμένης σοφίας μέσα από τις ατάκες του:
“Bad enough when the dead come walking,” he said to Jon as they crossed the village, “now the Old Bear wants them talking as well? No good will come of that, I’ll warrant. And who’s to say the bones wouldn’t lie? Why should death make a man truthful, or even clever? The dead are likely dull fellows, full of tedious complaints-the ground’s too cold, my gravestone should be larger, why does he get more worms than I do...”
“If it’s softer than the ground and has a roof over it, I call it a bed.”
“Something worse than we can imagine,” suggested Dolorous Edd. “Well, I might be able to imagine it, but I’d sooner not. Bad enough to know you’re going to come to some awful end without thinking about it aforetime.”
\'\'Well, truth be told, I’m hungry enough to eat one of Craster’s children, so long as he was served hot.\'\'
“All I smell is the shit of two hundred horses. And this stew. Which has a similar aroma, now that I come to sniff it.”
\"Once they figure a way to work a dead horse, we\'ll be next. Likely I\'ll be the first too. \'Edd,\' they\'ll say, \'dying\'s no excuse for laying down no more, so get on up and take this spear, you\'ve got first watch tonight.\' Well, I shouldn\'t be so gloomy. Might be I\'ll die before they work it out.\"
“Nothing ever goes missing that they don’t look at me, ever since that time I lost my horse. As if that could be helped. He was white and it was snowing, what did they expect?”
“I never win anything,” Dolorous Edd complained. “The gods always smiled on Watt, though. When the wildlings knocked him off the Bridge of Skulls, somehow he landed in a nice deep pool of water. How lucky was that, missing all those rocks?”
“Was it a long fall?” Grenn wanted to know. “Did landing in the pool of water save his life?”
“No,” said Dolorous Edd. “He was dead already, from that axe in his head. Still, it was pretty lucky, missing the rocks.”
“I just want to say to whoever is voting for me that I would certainly make an awful Lord Commander. But so would all these others.”
“We’ll defend the Wall to the last man,” said Cotter Pyke.
“Probably me,” said Dolorous Edd, in a resigned tone.
“And to you, Sam,” said Dolorous Edd. “Your boat’s not like to sink, I don’t think. Boats only sink
when I’m aboard.”
“I had a frightening dream last night, m’lord,” Dolorous Edd confessed. “You were my steward,
fetching my food and cleaning up my leavings. I was lord commander, with never a moment’s peace.”
“He’s going with you?”
“He is.”
“A clever wolf, him. And me?”
“You’re not.”
“A clever lord, you. Ghost’s the better choice. I don’t have the teeth for biting wildlings
anymore.”
“This is going to end badly.”
“You say that of everything.”
“Aye, m’lord. Usually I’m right.”
Tα Άπαντα του Θλιμμένου Edd... - arya miles - 01-06-2013
Έλιωσα στα γέλια. Να σαι καλά που μας θύμησες τι εστί Dolorous Εdd. Ελπίζω αν τον βάλουν στην σειρά να βρούν έναν
καλό ηθοποιό.
Tα Άπαντα του Θλιμμένου Edd... - alie kladis - 01-06-2013
Quote:“This is going to end badly.”
“You say that of everything.”
“Aye, m’lord. Usually I’m right.”
Χχααχχαχα φοβερός τυπάς. Από τους αγαπημένους μου δεύτερους χαρακτήρες
Αγαπημένη σκηνή:
Τζον: Σήμερα θα δακρύσει το τείχος!
Εντ: Κακός οιονός
Τζον: Δηλαδή αν χιόνιζε θα ήταν καλύτερα;
Εντ: Ακόμα χειρότερος οιονός
:lol: :lol: :lol: είχα πεθάνει
Tα Άπαντα του Θλιμμένου Edd... - no one - 01-06-2013
Επικότατο ποστ. Μπράβο Sunspear.
Μερικές προσθήκες:
Quote:\"I was warm though. Some dogs crawled atop me during the night. My cloak was almost dry when one of them pissed on it. Or perhaps it was Brown Bernarr. Have you noticed that the rain stopped once I had a roof above me. It will start again now that I\'m back out. Gods and dogs alike delight to piss on me.\"
\"If it\'s warm and dry inside, don\'t tell me, I wasn\'t asked in.\" He flicked a glob of wet mud out from under a horseshoe. \"Does this mud look like shit to you? Could it be that this whole hill is made of Caster\'s shit?\"
\"My old septon used to say that books are dead men talking. Dead men should keep quiet, is what I say. No one wants to hear a dead man\'s yabber.\"
\"Never trust a cook, my lord. They’ll prune you when you least expect it.\"
\"I never wanted to see half the things I’ve seen, and I’ve never seen half the things I’ve wanted to.\"
Ο Chett στον Σαμ:
\"Let\'s see how you shoot when it\'s Mance Rayder\'s lads. One o\' them will plant his axe right between those little pig eyes. The last thing you\'ll hear will be the thunk it makes when it bites into your skull.\"
The fat boy was shaking. Dolorous Edd put a hand on his shoulder. \"Brother,\" he said solemnly, \"just because it happened that way for you doesn\'t mean Samwell will suffer the same.\"
\"What are you talking about, Tollett?\"
\"The axe that split your skull. Is it true that half your wits leaked out on the ground and your dogs ate them?\"
\"It was a relief to see that horn burn, my lord,\" Edd said. \"Just last night I dreamt I was pissing off the Wall when someone decided to give the horn a toot. Not that I\'m complaining. It was better than my old dream, where Harma Dogshead was feeding me to her pigs.\"
\"Now I understand why King Stannis let the wildlings through the Wall. He means for us to eat them.\" Jon had to smile. \"It will not come to that.\" \"Oh, good,\" said Edd. \"They look a stringy lot, and my teeth are not as sharp as when I was younger.\"
\'\'I could do with a bit of boiling about now. If the kettle were larger, I might jump in. Though I would sooner it were wine than water. There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk. I knew a brother who drowned himself in wine once. It was poor vintage, though, and his corpse did not improve it.”
“You drank the wine?”
“It’s an awful thing to find a brother dead. You’d have need of a drink as well, Lord Snow.”
\"I have the mules. Nettles claims we\'re kin. It\'s true we have the same long face, but I\'m not near as stubborn. Anyway I never knew their mothers, on my honor.\"
\"Thats the one. If my wet nurse had looked like her, I\'d still be on the teat. Mine had whiskers\"
\"Place was overrun with rats when we moved in. The spearwives killed the nasty buggers. Now the place is overrun with spearwives. There\'s days I want the rats back.\"
Quote:Ελπίζω αν τον βάλουν στην σειρά να βρούν έναν καλό ηθοποιό.Ben Crompton.
Tα Άπαντα του Θλιμμένου Edd... - sunspear - 01-06-2013
Quote:Επικότατο ποστ. Μπράβο Sunspear.
Thank you, my Lady....
Tα Άπαντα του Θλιμμένου Edd... - mc00057 - 01-06-2013
O Chandler Bing του ASOIAF 8-)
Tα Άπαντα του Θλιμμένου Edd... - sunspear - 01-06-2013
Quote:O Chandler Bing του ASOIAF 8-)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Tα Άπαντα του Θλιμμένου Edd... - arya miles - 02-06-2013
Quote:\"Arya Miles\":imxe4qsw Wrote:Ελπίζω αν τον βάλουν στην σειρά να βρούν έναν καλό ηθοποιό.<span>[url=<a class=\"smarterwiki-linkify\" href=\"http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0174005/]Ben\">http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0174005/]Ben Crompton.[/url]</span>
Eddison. Σωστά. Πάω να πέσω από το Τείχος τώρα :|
Tα Άπαντα του Θλιμμένου Edd... - no one - 02-06-2013
Quote:Πάω να πέσω από το Τείχος τώρα :|Ε όχι, κρίμα είναι...
Tα Άπαντα του Θλιμμένου Edd... - arya miles - 02-06-2013
Σωστά. Ας νικήσουμε τους Άλλους πρώτα
Αλλά να μην κάνω την σύνδεση. Μου φαίνεται θα αρχίσω να τα βλέπω με υπότιτλους τα επεισόδια.